funny thank you quotes

Toughness is in the soul and spirit, not in muscles. ~Alex Karras



Grandmother - a wonderful mother with lots of practice. ~Author Unknown



Anyone can carry his burden, however hard, until nightfall. Anyone can do his work, however hard, for one day. Anyone can live sweetly, patiently, lovingly, purely, till the sun goes down. And this is all life really means. ~Robert Louis Stevenson



Bear shame and glory with an equal peace and an ever tranquil heart. ~Bhagavad Gita



Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. ~John Ed Pearce



The real "it is well" is something I say from the ground, having fallen. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



The road that is built in hope is more pleasant to the traveler than the road built in despair, even though they both lead to the same destination. ~Marian Zimmer Bradley



The manner of giving is worth more than the gift. ~Pierre Corneille, Le Menteur



A large, still book is a piece of quietness, succulent and nourishing in a noisy world, which I approach and imbibe with "a sort of greedy enjoyment," as Marcel Proust said of those rooms of his old home whose air was "saturated with the bouquet of silence." ~Holbrook Jackson



You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency. ~Somerset Maugham



The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. ~Johnny Carson



Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue, a wonderful living side by side can grow, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky. ~Rainer Maria Rilke



One does evil enough when one does nothing good. ~German Proverb



All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward. ~Ellen Glasgow



New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. ~Jay Leno



I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet. ~Tom Tolbert



At the beginning of a love affair, not even the neurotic is neurotic. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



You don't save a pitcher for tomorrow. Tomorrow it may rain. ~Leo Durocher, in New York Times, 16 May 1965



May is a pious fraud of the almanac. ~James R. Lowell



Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. ~Lora Brody