quotes for facebook status updates

Isn't it a violation of the Georgia sodomy law for the Supreme Court to have its head up its ass? ~Letter to Playboy magazine, February 1987



The bicycle had, and still has, a humane, almost classical moderation in the kind of pleasure it offers. It is the kind of machine that a Hellenistic Greek might have invented and ridden. It does no violence to our normal reactions: It does not pretend to free us from our normal environment. ~J.B. Jackson



The sun has not caught me in bed in fifty years. ~Thomas Jefferson



Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop. ~Lewis Carrol, Alice in Wonderland



A cat is a lion in a jungle of small bushes. ~Indian Proverb



The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved - loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. ~Victor Hugo



It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive. ~Mark Twain, Following the Equator



Shake it 'til the moon becomes the sun. ~Vada Nobles, Carl Sturken, Evan Rogers, and Alisha Brooks, "Pon de Replay," performed by Rihanna



We're all accidental soldiers in the army of life. ~Terri Guillemets



Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences. No one can eliminate prejudices - just recognize them. ~Edward Roscoe Murrow, 31 December 1955



If you cannot grok the overall structure of a program while taking a shower, e.g., with no external memory aids, you are not ready to code it. ~Richard Pattis



They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. ~Jerome K. Jerome



Quilters never cut corners. ~Author Unknown



Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. ~Lin Yutang



Jack Palance: "That's what you've got to figure out."



A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. ~Author Unknown



Do your kids a favor - don't have any. ~Robert Orben



The idea is to die young as late as possible. ~Ashley Montagu The idea is to die young as late as possible. ~Ashley Montagu



If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change. ~John A. Simone, Sr.



The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. ~H.V. Prochnow