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Nothing will ever be attempted, if all possible objections must be first overcome. ~Samuel Johnson, Rasselas, 1759



The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. ~George Bernard Shaw



Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes



Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it, as we are for war. ~John Andrew Holmes, Wisdom in Small Doses



If one looks closely enough, one can see angels in every piece of art. ~Terri Guillemets



Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. ~Attributed to John Wagner



I abhor vivisection with my whole soul. All the scientific discoveries stained with innocent blood I count as of no consequence. ~Mahatma Gandhi



A player who conjugates a verb in the first person singular cannot be part of the squad, he has to conjugate the verb in the first person plural. We. We want to conquer. We are going to conquer. Using the word "I" when you're in a group makes things complicated. ~Wanderley Luxemburgo



Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. ~Author Unknown



Never trust spiritual leader who cannot dance. ~Mr. Miyagi, The Next Karate Kid, 1994



A gold watch is the most appropriate gift for retirement, as its recipients have given up so many of their golden hours in a lifetime of service. ~Harry Mahtar



Men go abroad to wonder at the heights of mountains, at the huge waves of the sea, at the long courses of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motions of the stars, and they pass by themselves without wondering. ~St. Augustine



When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. ~Woody Allen



It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. ~John W. Gardner and Francesca Gardner Reese



Some patients I see are actually draining into their bodies the diseased thoughts of their minds. ~Zacharty Bercovitz



The power of love to change bodies is legendary, built into folklore, common sense, and everyday experience. Love moves the flesh, it pushes matter around.... Throughout history, "tender loving care" has uniformly been recognized as a valuable element in healing. ~Larry Dossey The power of love to change bodies is legendary, built into folklore, common sense, and everyday experience. Love moves the flesh, it pushes matter around.... Throughout history, "tender loving care" has uniformly been recognized as a valuable element in healing. ~Larry Dossey



Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. ~P.J. O'Rourke



The universe is simmering down, like a giant stew left to cook for four billion years. Sooner or later we won't be able to tell the carrots from the onions. ~Arthur Bloch



Humor is just another defense against the universe. ~Mel Brooks



Promises may fit the friends, but non-performance will turn them into enemies. ~Benjamin Franklin