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The good news is the White House is now giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. Some of these jokes actually write themselves. ~David Letterman



The problem in defense is how far you can go without destroying from within what you are trying to defend from without. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower



Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. ~Author Unknown



As your faith is strengthened you will find that there is no longer the need to have a sense of control, that things will flow as they will, and that you will flow with them, to your great delight and benefit. ~Emmanuel



I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. ~James H. Boren



I never did, or countenanced, in public life, a single act inconsistent with the strictest good faith; having never believed there was one code of morality for a public, and another for a private man. ~Thomas Jefferson, 1809



Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. ~Charles W. Eliot



It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final. ~Author Unknown



It is veneer, rouge, aestheticism, art museums, new theaters, etc. that make America impotent. The good things are football, kindness, and jazz bands. ~George Santayana



Women are aristocrats, and it is always the mother who makes us feel that we belong to the better sort. ~John Lancaster Spalding



Dress is at all times a frivolous distinction, and excessive solicitude about it often destroys its own aim. ~Jane Austen



I demand of you, and of the whole world, that you show me a generic character... by which to distinguish between Man and Ape. I myself most assuredly know of none. ~Carl Linnaeus, 1788



You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose. ~Lou Holtz and John Heisler, The Fighting Spirit



A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. ~Carl Sandburg



It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. ~Andrew J. Holmes, Wisdom in Small Doses



A poet is an unhappy being whose heart is torn by secret sufferings, but whose lips are so strangely formed that when the sighs and the cries escape them, they sound like beautiful music... and then people crowd about the poet and say to him: "Sing for us soon again;" that is as much as to say, "May new sufferings torment your soul." ~Soren Kierkegaard



I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. ~Rodney Dangerfield



Behavioral psychology is the science of pulling habits out of rats. ~Douglas Busch



Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper. ~Scottish Proverb