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We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. ~Tom Robbins



My mom is literally a part of me. You can't say that about many people except relatives, and organ donors. ~Carrie Latet



Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants. ~Lynn Lavner



Learning is not easy, but hard; culture is severe. The steps to Parnassus are steep and terribly arduous. ~John Jay Chapman



I'm not sure... about automobiles.... With all their speed forward they may be a step backward in civilization - that is, in spiritual civilization. It may be that they will not add to the beauty of the world, nor to the life of men's souls. I am not sure. But automobiles have come, and they bring a greater change in our life than most of us suspect. They are here, and almost all outward things are going to be different because of what they bring. They are going to alter war, and they are going to alter peace. I think men's minds are going to be changed in subtle ways because of automobiles; just how, though, I could hardly guess. But you can't have the immense outward changes that they will cause without some inward ones, and it may be that... the spiritual alteration will be bad for us. Perhaps, ten or twenty years from now, if we can see the inward change in men by that time, I shouldn't be able to defend the gasoline engine, but would have to agree... that automobiles 'had no business to be invented.' ~Eugene, from Booth Tarkington's The Magnificent Ambersons, 1918



My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. ~Phyllis Diller



The darkness of the whole world cannot swallow the glowing of a candle. ~Robert Altinger The daughter who won't lift a finger in the house is the same child who cycles madly off in the pouring rain to spend all morning mucking out a stable. ~Samantha Armstrong



It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper. ~Errol Flynn



How many pessimists end up by desiring the things they fear, in order to prove that they are right? ~Robert Mallett, Apostilles, 1972



There is nothing in the world so much like prayer as music is. ~William P. Merrill



A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz. ~Humphrey Bogart



And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. ~Luke 2:13-14



Jesus saves! The rest of us better make backups. ~Author Unknown



Every wise man lives in an observatory. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



Its language is a language which the soul alone understands, but which the soul can never translate. ~Arnold Bennett



I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. ~Rodney Dangerfield



The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. ~Doris Day



Society is like a large piece of frozen water; and skating well is the great art of social life. ~Letitia Landon



To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart. ~Phyllis Theroux



Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right. ~Isaac Asimov