love quotes and sayings for facebook status

No matter what happens... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. ~Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn"



I have a "carpe diem" mug and, truthfully, at six in the morning the words do not make me want to seize the day. They make me want to slap a dead poet. ~Joanne Sherman



God has not called us to see through each other, but to see each other through. ~Author Unknown



Thinking is what a great many people think they are doing when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. ~William James



Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is to small to be made into a burden. ~Corrie ten Boom, Clippings from My Notebook



Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. ~Attributed to George Carlin



The goal of life is to make your heartbeat match the beat of the universe, to match your nature with Nature. ~Joseph Campbell



An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old. ~Carl Van Vechten



It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. ~Franklin P. Jones



In time of test, family is best. ~Burmese Proverb



The purpose of learning is growth, and our minds, unlike our bodies, can continue growing as we continue to live. ~Mortimer Adler



Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions. ~Aldous Huxley, Eyeless in Gaza, 1936



Don't miss all the beautiful colors of the rainbow looking for that pot of gold. ~Author Unknown



His heart and his brain were utterly foreign to all vindictiveness or personal bitterness. He declared himself hotly and strongly against wrong causes, but never against men. ~London Spectator



Firemen: your worst day is our everyday. ~Michael Perry, volunteer firefighter from Wisconsin, as quoted in Into the Fire, a documentary presented by Fireman's Fund Insurance Company and directed by Bill Couturie



A man is called selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's. ~Richard Whately



I am a man, and alive.... For this reason I am a novelist. And being a novelist, I consider myself superior to the saint, the scientist, the philosopher, and the poet, who are all great masters of different bits of man alive, but never get the whole hog. ~D.H. Lawrence, preface to Shestov, All Things Are Possible, 1938



Poetry is the key to the hieroglyphics of Nature. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place. ~Henry Louis Mencken, A Little Book in C Major, 1916



We are told that this is an odious and unpopular tax. I never knew a tax that was not odious and unpopular with the people who paid it. ~John Sherman