quotes for me
Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. ~Fred Allen
Oh heart, if one should say to you that the soul perishes like the body, answer that the flower withers, but the seed remains. ~Kahlil Gibran
Parenting is a stage of life's journey where the milestones come about every fifty feet. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
If gays are granted rights, next we'll have to give rights to prostitutes and to people who sleep with St. Bernards and to nailbiters. ~Anita Bryant
Quote A: �There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'.� ~Dave Barry
The race advances only by the extra achievements of the individual. You are the individual. ~Charles Towne
The civilized man has built a coach, but has lost the use of his feet. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Self-Reliance," 1841
When two people marry they become in the eyes of the law one person, and that one person is the husband. ~Shana Alexander, State-by-State Guide to Women's Legal Rights, 1975
Most of us are aware of and pretend to detest the barefaced instances of that hypocrisy by which men deceive others, but few of us are upon our guard or see that more fatal hypocrisy by which we deceive and over-reach our own hearts. ~Laurence Sterne, 1760
Our concern is not how to worship in the catacombs but how to remain human in the skyscrapers. ~Abraham Joshua Heschel
Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was. ~Margaret Mitchell
Let me ask you something, what is not art? ~Author Unknown
What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a "modem" can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. ~Dave Barry
The reflex is physiology below the collar button. Psychology is physiology above the collar button. ~Martin H. Fischer
Humility does not mean thinking less of yourself than of other people, nor does it mean having a low opinion of your own gifts. It means freedom from thinking about yourself at all. ~William Temple
The poet doesn't invent. He listens. ~Jean Cocteau
I'm not a leftist; I'm where the righteous ought to be. ~M.M. Coady
Whenever there is a conflict between human rights and property rights, human rights must prevail. ~Abraham Lincoln
Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; winter alone reminds us of the human condition. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, a good mother, good-looking, good-tempered, well-dressed, well-groomed, and unaggressive. ~Marya Mannes