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Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. ~Author Unknown



Is it my imagination, or does shipping and handling settle a box of crackers more than it used to? ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



The faintest waft is sometimes enough to induce feelings of hunger or anticipation, or to transport you back through time and space to a long-forgotten moment in your childhood. It can overwhelm you in an instant or simply tease you, creeping into your consciousness slowly and evaporating almost the moment it is detected. ~Stephen Lacey, Scent in Your Garden, 1991



The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. ~Brendan Behan



The soul that can speak through the eyes can also kiss with a gaze. ~Gustavo Adolfo Becquer



Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car. ~E.B. White



One's real life is often the life that one does not lead. ~Oscar Wilde, L'Envoi to Rose-leaf and Apple-leaf, 1882



God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things done. ~Harry Emerson Fosdick



Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared. ~Jack Handey



When nature made the blue-bird she wished to propitiate both the sky and the earth, so she gave him the color of the one on his back and the hue of the other on his breast. ~John Burroughs



Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. ~Edward Abbey



No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. ~Fight Club movie, screenplay by Jim Uhls, directed by David Fincher, novel by Chuck Palahniuk No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul. ~Bruce McCall, "The Case Against Golf," Esquire



The wreck of matter, and the crush of worlds. ~Joseph Addison



If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. ~Henry J. Tillman



Charity sees the need, not the cause. ~German Proverb



Philosophy cannot raise the commonalty up to her level: so, if she is to become popular, she must sink to theirs. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



Turn your wounds into wisdom. ~Oprah Winfrey



The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving. ~Russell Green



America is God's crucible, the great Melting-Pot where all the races of Europe are melting and reforming!... The real American has not yet arrived. He is only in the crucible, I tell you - he will be the fusion of all races. ~Israel Zangwill



A painting is what you make of it, besides which, 'Moon, Weeping' has a better ring to it than 'Paintbrush, Dripping.' ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com