valentines day love quotes

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit. ~Elbert Hubbard



Don't let one cloud obliterate the whole sky. ~Anais Nin



A cat is an example of sophistication minus civilization. ~Author Unknown



Carry laughter with you wherever you go. ~Hugh Sidey



Beer and Rugby are more or less synonymous. ~Chris Laidlaw, 1973



For some, pleasure is a fever they can't shake. For others, it's a disease they cannot seem to catch. ~Terri Guillemets



A prose writer gets tired of writing prose, and wants to be a poet. So he begins every line with a capital letter, and keeps on writing prose. ~Samuel McChord Crothers, "Every Man's Natural Desire to Be Somebody Else" The Dame School of Experience, 1920



Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one's neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star. ~Ambrose Bierce



Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all. ~Alexander the Great



One key to success is to have lunch at the time of day most people have breakfast. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat. ~Robert Frost



It's not the bullet with my name on it that worries me. It's the one that says "To whom it may concern." ~Anonymous Belfast resident, quoted in London Guardian, 1991



There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends. ~Arnot Sheppard



Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet. ~Brendan Francis



Food has replaced sex in my life; now, I can't even get into my own pants. ~Author Unknown



It's not what if, it's what now. ~Author Unknown



Youth is a disease from which we all recover. ~Dorothy Fulheim



Sherman made the terrible discovery that men make about their fathers sooner or later... that the man before him was not an aging father but a boy, a boy much like himself, a boy who grew up and had a child of his own and, as best he could, out of a sense of duty and, perhaps love, adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector, who would keep a lid on all the chaotic and catastrophic possibilities of life. ~Tom Wolfe, The Bonfire of the Vanities



One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. ~Andy Rooney



It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed. ~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard