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An ambassador is an honest man sent to lie abroad for the commonwealth. ~Henry Wotton, Reliqui? Wottonian?



People who make puns are like wanton boys that put coppers on the railroad tracks. They amuse themselves and other children, but their little trick may upset a freight train of conversation for the sake of a battered witticism. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, 1858 People who rely most on God rely least on themselves. ~Lemuel K. Washburn, Is The Bible Worth Reading And Other Essays



When I tell any truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do. ~William Blake



Bulldogs are adorable, with faces like toads that have been sat on. ~Colette



If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. ~Russian Proverb



I look to a time when brotherhood needs no publicity; to a time when a brotherhood award would be as ridiculous as an award for getting up each morning. ~Daniel D. Mich



There is one word which may serve as a rule of practice for all one's life - reciprocity. ~Confucius



Those who in principle oppose birth control are either incapable of arithmetic or else in favor of war, pestilence and famine as permanent features of human life. ~Bertrand Russell



The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. ~Sarah Orne Jewett, The Country Road of Pointed Firs, 1896



People are pretty much alike. It's only that our differences are more susceptible to definition than our similarities. ~Linda Ellerbee



Don't look where you fall, but where you slipped. ~African Proverb



It is easier to denature plutonium than to denature the evil spirit of man. ~Albert Einstein



God made man stronger but not necessarily more intelligent. He gave women intuition and femininity. And, used properly, that combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. ~Farrah Fawcett



The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. ~Agnes de Mille



Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. ~Author Unknown



If there is a God, he's a great mathematician. ~Paul Dirac



While I thought that I was learning how to live, I have been learning how to die. ~Leonardo Da Vinci



An age is called Dark, not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it. ~James A. Michener, Space



When it comes time to die, make sure all you got to do is die. ~Attributed to Jim Elliot



It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on... someone to tell on! ~Author Unknown