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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. ~Dave Barry



Being a reporter is as much a diagnosis as a job description. ~Anna Quindlen



God - but a word invoked to explain the world. ~Prat de Lamartine



If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. ~Edgar W. Howe



In the life we might have lived, the years never pass. On the person we might have been, time never leaves its mark. How different would seem our might-have-beens if we could picture them as would-be-nows. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. ~Benjamin Franklin



Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. ~Langston Coleman



We acquire the strength we have overcome. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. ~George D. Prentice



Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. ~From the movie Naked



If the world seems cold to you, kindle fires to warm it. ~Lucy Larcom



If a fanatic is willing to give his life for a cause, he's probably willing to give yours as well. ~David Gerrold



The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. ~Author Unknown



It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission. ~Grace Hopper



God give me the strength to face a fact though it slay me. ~Thomas Huxley



Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes. ~Oscar Wilde, Lady Windemere's Fan, 1896



There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them. ~Alexandre Ledru-Rollin



Doing one fool thing after another is not so terrible when you consider the human proclivity to do several fool things at once. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Courage ought to have eyes as well as arms. ~H.G. Bohn



If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. ~Mahatma Gandhi