funny short love poems for him

How many may a man of diffusive conversation count among his acquaintances, whose lives have been signalized by numberless escapes; who never cross the river but in a storm, or take a journey into the country without more adventures than befel the knights-errant of ancient times in pathless forests or enchanted castles! How many must he know, to whom portents and prodigies are of daily occurrence; and for whom nature is hourly working wonders invisible to every other eye, only to supply them with subjects of conversation? ~Samuel Johnson How many merits one sees in those one likes! how many faults in those one dislikes! Yet people fancy they see with their eyes. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



There isn't any night club in the world you can sit in for a long time unless you can at least buy some liquor and get drunk. Or unless you're with some girl that really knocks you out. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 10



It's too big a world to be in competition with everyone. The only person who I have to be better than is myself. ~Colonel Potter



Appreciate everything your associates do for the business. Nothing else can quite substitute for a few well-chosen, well-timed, sincere words of praise. They're absolutely free and worth a fortune. ~Sam Walton Appreciation is a wonderful thing. It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well. ~Voltaire



Any day spent sewing, is a good day. ~Author Unknown



Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only. ~Samuel Butler, Erewhon



Make your feet your friend. ~J.M. Barrie



Responsibility, n. A detachable burden easily shifted to the shoulders of God, Fate, Fortune, Luck or one's neighbor. In the days of astrology it was customary to unload it upon a star. ~Ambrose Bierce



After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident, you begin to worry about history. ~Author Unknown



Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. ~Will Rogers



We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves. ~Lynn Hall



An apocryphal story - the word "apocryphal" here means "obviously untrue" - tells of two people, long ago, who were very bored, and that instead of complaining about it they sat up all night and invented the game of chess so that everyone else in the world, on evenings when there is nothing to do, can also be bored by the perplexing and tedious game they invented. ~Lemony Snicket



Tea! thou soft, thou sober, sage, and venerable liquid,... thou female tongue-running, smile-smoothing, heart-opening, wind-tippling cordial, to whose glorious insipidity I owe the happiest moment of my life, let me fall prostrate. ~Colley Cibber, Lady's Last Stake



Humble birth did not retard his genius, nor high place corrupt his soul. ~Cass Gilbert



The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. ~Pete Dye



Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor. ~Werner von Braun



The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread. ~Portuguese Proverb



Life has been reduced to getting food out of cans. ~Martin H. Fischer



The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings! ~Henry Ward Beecher



Men weren't really the enemy - they were fellow victims suffering from an outmoded masculine mystique that made them feel unnecessarily inadequate when there were no bears to kill. ~Betty Friedan