nice good morning quotes with pictures

The Bible may be the truth but it's not the whole truth and nothing but the truth. ~Samuel Butler



Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? ~Author Unknown



If a man love the labour of any trade apart from any question of success or fame, the gods have called him. ~Robert Louis Stevenson



To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three people, two of whom are absent. ~Robert Copeland



Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; winter alone reminds us of the human condition. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Amateurs work until they get it right. Professionals work until they can't get it wrong. ~Author Unknown



Strange to say what delight we married people have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition. ~Samuel Pepys



God hides things by putting them all around us. ~Author Unknown



Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. ~Quentin Crisp



Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. ~Marcel Proust



When I die, I will not see myself die, for the first time. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground. ~Author Unknown



Firelight will not let you read fine stories but it's warm and you won't see the dust on the floor. ~Irish Proverb



Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. ~Author Unknown Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. ~Author Unknown



The healthy and strong individual is the one who asks for help when he needs it. Whether he's got an abscess on his knee or in his soul. ~Rona Barrett



Television to brainwash us all and Internet to eliminate any last resistance. ~Paul Carvel



My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. ~Bob Hope



The more sympathy you give, the less you need. ~Malcolm S. Forbes



Leaders need to be optimists. Their vision is beyond the present. ~Rudy Giuliani



If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. ~Jack Handey