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Procrastination is the thief of time. ~Edward Young Professional wrestling's most mysterious hold is on its audience. ~Luke Neely, 1953



It is not happiness until you capture it and store it out of the reach of time. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody. ~J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye



If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out. ~Jean Kerr



Good as it is to inherit a library, it is better to collect one. ~Augustine Birrell, Obiter Dicta, "Book Buying"



You can't fall off the floor. ~Author Unknown



Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else. ~Author Unknown



I like naked women. I'm a bloke. I'm supposed to like them. We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one.... When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark"... The story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms. ~Coupling, "Inferno," 2 June 2000, written by Steven Moffat



Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. ~George Bernard Shaw, The Doctor's Dilemma, 1906



They say that we are better educated than our parents' generation. What they mean is that we go to school longer. It is not the same thing. ~Richard Yates



You know you've been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance. ~Sweeney Todd Lundgren



Poetry is all that is worth remembering in life. ~William Hazlitt



Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way. ~Uncle Jimbo, "Summer Sucks," original airdate 24 June 1998, written by Nancy Pimental & Trey Parker



Don't look for God where He is needed most; if you didn't bring Him there, He isn't there. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? ~Martin H. Fischer



Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible - or even sinful - that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes! ~Paul MacCready, Jr.



No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. ~Lin Yutang



If at first you don't succeed, do it like your mother told you. ~Author Unknown



I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~Rita Rudner



We always carry out by committee anything in which any one of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. ~Frank Moore Colby