funny jealousy quotes

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. ~Fight Club movie, screenplay by Jim Uhls, directed by David Fincher, novel by Chuck Palahniuk



Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. ~Mark Twain



History does not teach fatalism. There are moments when the will of a handful of free men breaks through determinism and opens up new roads. ~Charles de Gaulle



There are times when two people need to step apart from one another, but there is no rule that says they have to turn and fire. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



All the mistakes I make arise from forsaking my own station and trying to see the object from another person's point of view. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. ~Robert Frost



In your thirst for knowledge, be sure not to drown in all the information. ~Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book



Reflexes and instincts are not pretty. It is their decoration that initiates art. ~Martin H. Fischer



Success is a tale of obstacles overcome, and for every obstacle overcome, an excuse not used. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~Will Rogers



If the World Series runs until election day, the networks will run the first one-half inning and project the winner. ~Lindsey Nelson



Art is the desire of a man to express himself, to record the reactions of his personality to the world he lives in. ~Amy Lowell



The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. ~Joan Collins



When you're arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing. ~Author Unknown



Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your cigarettes. ~Author Unknown



No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. ~Bertrand Arthur William Russell, On Education, 1926



Philosophy cannot raise the commonalty up to her level: so, if she is to become popular, she must sink to theirs. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



Mothers and daughters are closest, when daughters become mothers. ~Author Unknown



Men love their country, not because it is great, but because it is their own. ~Seneca



Maybe part of loving is learning to let go. ~From the television show The Wonder Years