funny positive quotes

For me, yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. ~Mary Glover, "Health Profile: Yoga leaves aches and pains behind," Arizona Republic, 6 April 2004 (page E3, article by Connie Midey)



Crossing over the boundaries we've been taught to live within is a tough business. But I'm getting the idea they're not so formidable. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen. ~Author Unknown



Faith makes things possible, not easy. ~Author Unknown



The greatest happiness you can have is knowing that you do not necessarily require happiness. ~William Saroyan



We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, The Conduct of Life, 1860



I really think that American gentlemen are the best after all, because kissing your hand may make you feel very very good but a diamond and a sapphire bracelet lasts forever. ~Anita Loos



There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death. ~Fran Lebowitz



If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. ~Jack Lemmon



Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. ~Harriet van Horne



Bygone troubles are good to tell. ~Yiddish Proverb



Abraham Lincoln - the spirit incarnate of those who won victory in the Civil War - was the true representative of this people, not only for his own generation, but for all time, because he was a man among men. ~Theodore Roosevelt



As you seek new opportunity, keep in mind that the sun does not usually reappear on the horizon where last seen. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. ~Walt Streightiff There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. ~Beverly Sills



The impossible can always be broken down into possibilities. ~Author Unknown



I know some sisters who only see each other on Mother's Day and some who will never speak again. But most are like my sister and me... linked by volatile love, best friends who make other best friends ever so slightly less best. ~Patricia Volk



To seek the breast of darkness and be suckled by the night. ~Paul Simon, "A Poem on the Underground Wall"



I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. ~Woody Allen I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. ~Woody Allen



It is sweet to let the mind unbend on occasion. ~Horace It is sweet to serve one's country by deeds, and it is not absurd to serve her by words. ~Sallust



You don't play against opponents. You play against the game of basketball. ~Bobby Knight