sweet love poems for your boyfriend
Love is nothing in tennis, but in life it's everything. ~Author Unknown
Failure and success seem to have been allotted to men by their stars. But they retain the power of wriggling, of fighting with their star or against it, and in the whole universe the only really interesting movement is this wriggle. ~E.M. Forester
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Nicole Hollander
A man without tattoos is invisible to the Gods. ~Iban Proverb, as quoted on vanishingtattoo.com
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond. ~Mae West
No man can put a chain about the ankle of his fellow man without at last finding the other end fastened about his own neck. ~Frederick Douglass, speech, Civil Rights Mass Meeting, Washington, D.C., 1883
Many a true word is spoken in jest. ~English Proverb
A user and his leisure time are soon parted. ~Author Unknown
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. ~Benny Hill
Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you and be silent. ~Epictetus
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. ~Jay Leno
Television has a real problem. They have no page two. Consequently every big story gets the same play and comes across to the viewer as a really big, scary one. ~Art Buchwald, 1969
The man who promises everything is sure to fulfill nothing, and everyone who promises too much is in danger of using evil means in order to carry out his promises, and is already on the road to perdition. ~Carl Jung
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. ~Gene Perret
Stop counting crayons, just draw pictures. ~Mark Scharenbroich
The hues of the opal, the light of the diamond, are not to be seen if the eye is too near. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Science without conscience is the soul's perdition. ~Francois Rabelais, Pantagruel, 1572
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. ~Mark Twain
We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. ~Author Unknown
Is bread the better for kneading? so is the heart. Knead it then by spiritual exercises; or God must knead it by afflictions. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827