cool funny quotes

Don't wait to make your son a great man - make him a great boy. ~Author Unknown



Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. ~George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum, 1651



We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~Aesop



I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. ~Mark Twain



Difficult things take a long time, impossible things a little longer. ~Andre A. Jackson



I don't think the discus will ever attract any interest until they let us start throwing them at one another. ~Al Oerter



If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. ~Earl Wilson



Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966 Grasp your opportunities, no matter how poor your health; nothing is worse for your health than boredom. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Fish, to taste good, must swim three times: in water, in butter, and in wine. ~Proverb



God is the Sun and when His rays fall upon your heart, not impeded by the clouds of egoism, the lotus blooms and the petals unfold. ~Sathya Sai Baba



My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-three today and we don't know where the hell she is. ~Ellen DeGeneres



We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever. ~Carl Sagan



Many of us believe that wrongs aren't wrong if it's done by nice people like ourselves. ~Author Unknown



Better bread with water than cake with trouble. ~Russian Proverb



Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason. They made no such demand upon those who wrote them. ~Charles Caleb Colton



A portrait has one advantage over its original: it is unconscious; and you may therefore admire without insulting it. I have seen portraits which have more. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



Each day learn something new, and just as important, relearn something old. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places. ~Author Unknown



So long as we can lose any happiness, we possess some. ~Booth Tarkington



Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. ~John Ed Pearce