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Every day you spend without a smile, is a lost day. ~Author Unknown



When you're happy, I'm happy. When you're sad, I'm sad. When you're lonely, call me! ~Author Unknown



Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. ~Gene Perret



The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. ~Judith Regan



Of all debts, men are least willing to pay their taxes; what a satire this is on government. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: That you are dreadfully like other people. ~James Russell Lowell, "Democracy Address," Birmingham, England, 6 October 1884



In solitude, where we are least alone. ~George Gordon, Lord Byron, Childe Harold's Pilgrimage



I would I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. ~Bernard Berenson



When a historian enters into metaphysics he has gone to a far country from whose bourne he will never return a historian. ~Shailer Mathews, The Spiritual Interpretation of History



This statesman was no conqueror, but his superiority consisted in his moral conquest; this President vanquished no foreign people, and his superiority lay in his self-constraint; this excellent judge of human nature cast a spell over nobody, yet is more fascinating than the shining victors of history. ~Emil Ludwig



If you have lived, take thankfully the past. ~John Dryden



Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves. ~Gene Fowler, Skyline, 1961 Men are not going to embrace eugenics. They are going to embrace the first likely, trim-figured girl with limpid eyes and flashing teeth who comes along, in spite of the fact that her germ plasm is probably reeking with hypertension, cancer, haemophilia, colour blindness, hay fever, epilepsy, and amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. ~Logan Clendening



All promise outruns performance. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves. ~Gene Fowler, Skyline, 1961



Speed in tennis is a strange mixture of intuition, guesswork, footwork and hair-trigger reflexes. Many of the players famed for quickness on court would finish dead last in a field of schoolgirls in a race over any distance more than ten yards. ~Eugene Scott



Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement. ~Charles Bukowski, Notes on a Dirty Old Man



As far as the Moon is concerned, he is always full. ~Terri Guillemets



The pursuit of happiness: skipping is your best chance of catching it. ~Jessi Lane Adams



There's a standard formula for success in the entertainment medium, and that is: "Beat it to death if it succeeds." ~Ernie Kovacs



Racial injustice, war, urban blight, and environmental rape have a common denominator in our exploitative economic system. ~Channing E. Phillips, speech, Washington, D.C., 22 April 1970