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In the morning a man walks with his whole body; in the evening, only with his legs. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre. ~Dick Gregory
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia. ~Joseph Wood Krutch
Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are. I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away. Last year I made a rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that, deep down, gave me a pain in the ass. I broke it, though, the same week I made it - the same night, as a matter of fact. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 9
Great food is like great sex. The more you have the more you want. ~Gael Greene
Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked. ~Ovid
Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit. Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever, even if your whole world seems upset. ~St Francis de Sales
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less. ~Nicholas Murray Butler
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. ~Author Unknown
Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. ~Benjamin Franklin
The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. ~Helen Rowland
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. ~Ambrose Bierce
I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? ~Zsa Zsa Gabor
There were two kinds of physicists in Berlin: on the one hand there was Einstein, and on the other all the rest. ~Rudolph Ladenburg
We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the vitriolic words and actions of the bad people, but for the appalling silence of the good people. ~Martin Luther King, Jr.
No man expects a great deal from marriage. He is quite satisfied if his wife is a good cook, a good valet, an attentive audience, and a patient nurse. ~Author Unknown
Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. ~Joseph Conrad
I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful. ~Author Unknown
In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it. ~Author Unknown
I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. ~James H. Boren