funny kid quotes
They're sure housework won't kill you, but why take the risk? Author Unknown
The human body is a machine which winds its own springs. ~Julien Offroy de la Mettrie, L'Homme Machine
Firefighters - your worst nightmare is just another day at the office. ~Author Unknown
Dodging and burning are steps to take care of mistakes God made in establishing tonal relationships. ~Ansel Adams
All the suns labor to kindle your flame and a microbe puts it out. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin
I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday. ~Author Unknown
Every dogma has its day, but ideals are eternal. ~Israel Zangwill Every duty which is bidden to wait returns with seven fresh duties at its back. ~Charles Kingsley
Property, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference. ~Ambrose Bierce
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~Author Unknown
It is a curious thing, Harry, but perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it. Those who, like you, have leadership thrust upon them, and take up the mantle because they must, and find to their own surprise that they wear it well. ~J.K. Rowling, "King's Cross," Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, 2007, spoken by the character Albus Dumbledore
Our country is the world, our countrymen are all mankind. We love the land of our nativity, only as we love all other lands. The interests, rights, and liberties of American citizens are no more dear to us than are those of the whole human race. Hence we can allow no appeal to patriotism, to revenge any national insult or injury. ~William Lloyd Garrison, Declaration of Sentiments, Boston Peace Conference, 1838
The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. ~Henry Boye The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. ~Henry Boye
To lengthen your life, shorten your meals. ~Proverb
I trust everyone. I just don't trust the devil inside them. ~Troy Kennedy-Martin, The Italian Job
Television has raised writing to a new low. ~Samuel Goldwyn
When we think of the past, we forget the fools and remember the sage. We reverse the process for our own time. ~George Boas
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein
It is the lash of hunger which compels the poor man to submit. In order to live he must sell - "voluntarily" sell - himself every day and hour to the "beast of property." ~Johann Most, The Beast of Property
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. ~Grace Hansen
Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960